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Bankers offer unreserved apology*
* Current expressions of regret do not necessarily extend to any past events and are not legally binding. Your bank, currency and country may be at risk if you rely on this apology. Shareholders are deemed to have been fully aware of the risks involved in holding bank shares. Customers are deemed to have been damned lucky to do business with us at all. MPs are considered to have been adequately remunerated via their campaign funds and captive research organisations. This apology is limited to adults domiciled in the mainland UK and may be withdrawn at any time without prior notice. We aren't at all sorry about those credit card charges - they are all your fault. Have a nice day
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