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Post-Expo + Courier & Parcel Logistics Expo 2008 ExCeL London -
Post-Expo 2008 is the 12th international postal technology exhibition and congress.
Courier & Parcel Logistics Expo 2008 ExCeL London, 30 September - 2 October 2008.
Courier & Parcel Logistics Expo is the premier international trade show and strategic summit dedicated to the fast-growing global express and parcel delivery services sector.

Ann Summers provides Valentine's Day pleasure thanks to Masternaut innovation -
Ann Summers, the UK's leading lingerie and adult novelties company, has selected the cutting-edge web-based satellite tracking service from Masternaut Three X for its entire fleet of delivery vehicles...

Journease Software Training Day: A great Success! -
Journease Software Limited ran its first training course in November 2007. This event was well received and delegates travelled to the Bristol site from all over the country. ...

UK Trade and Industry ‘Passport to Export’ introduces Sagetech to NetDespatch -
Sagetech Industries Ltd has seen real improvements in reliability and customer service since implementing NetDespatch Velocity via its new overnight parcel carrier, Gazelle International Couriers...

Final countdown for the Professional IT 2008 Arctic Challenge -
The Professional IT 2008 Arctic Challenge Trust Fund Total Currently: £73,410 Five days to go and there’s no turning back now as Steven and Karen Smith finish packing their bags....

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Question: What is a bastard exactly?

 

 

 

Quite often we ask ourselves hard to answer questions, like,
“What is a bastard?”

 

 

 

And we wax philosophic with metaphysical postulations, incomplete aphorisms, and inconsistent sophisms that make one more and more sure that the only true thing is that a picture is worth a thousand words.

 

 

 

In this photo, the guy on the right is a member of a bomb squad in the middle of a deactivation.

 

 

 

The guy behind him, well, he's a bastard.

 

 

 

what a bastard!

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